jay and silent bob strike back deleted scenes
You have a sick and twisted world perspective. Okay, you two. Willenholly: Chaka's Production Assistant: Okay men let's shoot some tear gas into the diner and when they come out we'll Fuck beans! Gag Reel - 8+ minutes. Assistant Director(GWH 2): Steve Kmetko: And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy. [Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away]. You got 50 bucks, we can get NASTY. Now they may be gay, but that's not their son. A day. Look at me. We don't want to rub the C.L.I.T. Jay and Silent Bob take their drug-dealing, prankster ways too far and lose their spot in front of the Quick Stop.In this scene: Jay (Jason Mewes), Silent Bob (Kevin Smith), Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson), Dante Hicks (Brian O'Halloran)About Jay and Silent Bob Strike BackWhen best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, they head for Hollywood to claim the big movie money they deserve. James Van Der Beek: The site's critical consensus reads, "Fans can expect a good laugh as the cast from Smith's previous films reunite for Jay and Silent Bob's last bow. [12], Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back received mixed reviews from critics. A Chasing Amy in-joke in Holden's apartment. Sissy: So it occurs to me that people badmouthing you on some website is NONE OF MY FUCKING CONCERN! This quiz is based SOLELY on the movie, not on any extra scenes that may be found on the DVD. And sometimes, you go back to the well. Jay: The label in the animal testing lab under the dart gun implores you to "brake" glass. I'm the pie fucker. At least this stuff includes the funk band Morris Day and the Time offering a lesson in cool that all concerned with the movie could have heeded. [to Jay] What am I, blind? There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus. new film name : Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Harder. [to infant Jay] It features the 2001 Afroman hit, "Because I Got High", whose music video featured the characters Jay and Silent Bob. You put your dick in a pie! And for one more record, he does love the cock. And he's playing Chronic, aka Ray. Shaggy: Just stand there, and react. But funny. WHO'S STUPID NOW, DIRTY SHEEP FUCKER! Whillenholly: We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. Reach in your pants and pull your cock out, bitch! After obsessing over this movie for so long I decided to make a quiz. [Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers]. I was a guard. You chug that ass cock, baby. Oh, you like that, MULE. Jay : What buzz? Jay: No little perv-bullshit's gonna work for this one. I didn't think so. Of course. He's crying out, "When Lord? But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him. These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files *Roswell* style! I *AM* wearing pansy red booties, Matt Damon: I've got a wiping problem. Jesus loves the little children Angel Jay: Be Don Juan de la Nooch. They bored us rigid on "The Animal" DVD, and now they're coming to finish us off with their deadly dull take on "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back". Hooker #1: Jay : What the fuck is the Internet? Don't tell me your thinking of whipping your dick at that fine piece of woman, are you? Go to hell, Pacey! Jay and Justice sitting in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g Jay: It incorporates all cent. When the fuck can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! Well, *you're* in love. Tell you what Look over at Silent Bob and see if he thinks that a good idea to whip your dick out. Unless you show up at all their houses and beat the shit out of them. Watch What Roles Has Matt Damon Turned Down? Hooker #2: Look, who's the Federal Wildlife Marshal here, me or you? Regardless of what you may have heard, I do not kiss guys. Are you even supposed to be here today? Alyssa Jones: The title and logo for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back are direct references to The Empire Strikes Back. I am the master of the C.L.I.T. What are you, fucking retarded? But I did see Casey Affleck buying a soda from a concession stand. The loose plotting and crude language may be too much for others though. The Internet has given everybody in America a voice. For likeness rights? Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back | 20 Question Movie Multiple Choice Quiz. We had a deal with you on the comics, remember? Alright, don't you fuckin' move you little shit machine. Read more Read reviews Add to list . ^ Will Ferrell would later star in the 2009 film adaptation of Land of the Lost as Dr. Rick Marshall alongside Danny McBride as Will Stanton and Anna Friel as Holly Cantrell. Guide to Morris Day and the Time Don't know anything about this funk band? Stopping the flick isn't gonna stop that! THE SIGN on the back of the car said "Critters Of HOLLYWOOD", YOU DUMB FUCK! Come on, Silent Bob. Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son. In prison, he'll be the pie. The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Jay: Holden: And the only thing I do recognize right now is the political fiasco I'm about to avoid here by letting this butt-fucking Brady Bunch go. Sissy: Customer at Quick Stop: Justice: Fuck that, I don't wanna cough up some dude's sperm. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Fuck you and your Dawson's Crap! Why? That was them wasn't it? Your shit is really getting tired, Justice. At least Holden had the good sense to leave his name off of it. Learnin' the Moves Wow, more B-roll footage! Whillenholly: Yeah, but then they made "She's All That" and it went downhill from there. Steve-Dave Pulasti: If today is Tuesday and the movie starts filming on Friday, we have Holden: 1 Continuity mistake: During the shootout at the end, J and SB are hiding behind the car and a shot pierces the car between their heads. Watch Jay and Silent Bob: Rebooted & Revealed. Another appearance by the "Two packs of wraps" kids. [to Silent Bob] So please - before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember: even God has a sense of humor. [Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe]. Velma: Here, this will keep the sun out of your eyes. [appears out of nowhere] Jay: ", [after the "Bluntman & Chronic" premiere]. In an earlier test screening of "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" the discussion between Marshall Willenholly and the Boulder Police about the search for Jay, Silent Bob and the missing orangutang was much longer. En route, they befriend an animal liberation group: Justice, Sissy, Missy, Chrissy, and Brent. Until it happened to me. Jay: Jay: Chaka: Gus? You see! What've I been telling you? Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would. Jay and Silent Bob run through a field with a monkey being chased and shot at by cops. Tricia Jones: ", "Smith Strikes it Rich with "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back": Also, "The Curse of the Jade Scorpion" and "Captain Corelli's Mandolin", "Jay and Silent Bob's Creator Plots DVDs", "Little-Seen Kevin Smith Film Bows Same Day as Silent Bob", "Original Soundtrack - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", "Some bad, bad news concerning me and GLAAD", Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Filming Locations, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jay_and_Silent_Bob_Strike_Back&oldid=1139191725, This page was last edited on 13 February 2023, at 21:43. Let's go back to the station house, and cornhole us a drunk. You don't know "Jungle Love?" Five hours and not a single ride. When they get to the Miramax lot, they find themselves in the background of an E! Who's watching these babies? The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Have you seen them roaming around? The pair visit Holden McNeil (Chasing Amy), co-writer of Bluntman and Chronic, and demand him to give them their royalties from the film, but Holden explains he sold his share of the rights to co-creator Banky Edwards. The monkey will spank us! That's what the Internet's for, slandering others anonymously! [15], Roger Ebert gave the film 3 out of 4 stars, writing that "[w]hether you will like 'Jay and Silent Bob' depends on who you are Kevin Smith's movies are either made specifically for you, or specifically not made for you". Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.strikes back Getty Images Jay and Silent Bob, or rather Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes, are not immune to Hollywood's current obsession with remakes. A man gets shot with a shot gun in the chest and flies back against a wall. Don't you know fast food makes girls fart? Whillenholly: Brodie: It's the new millennium. Just look at the Platypus. Just take it from "It's a good course.". Hooper: That was just another paean to male adolescence and its refusal to grow up. Well, maybe he just has manners. Fanedit Running Time: 128. Hey, stop stealing monkeys. Now they may be titled to sound like the best kick-ass tributes to porn and gross-out humour that you'll ever see, but this is tame material that's just plain dull. Nothing more to add to this one, shes just annoying. Hmm, I don't know. Suzanne is abducted by a Hollywood animal acting agency, and Jay and Silent Bob arrive in Hollywood. Since when did they start charging for the bus? . This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2. [Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob]. Jay: / Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that shit in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, / Yeah, what? This job just passed the point of no return! Fuck, Biggs, did you even READ the script? Un-ban us. Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Extended Scene - YouTube This is an extended scene not featured in any of the releases. I miss dating a lesbian. Brent: Let it rip boy Angel Jay: I'm gonna finger-bang her tight little asshole / Finger-bang and tea-bag my balls / Where, where, in her mouth / Balls a-plenty in her mouth / Balls Balls Sweaty Balls. Free shipping for many products! Two reasons. [singing] Willenholly: Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. Well, FUCK that. New Runtime : 2 hour 08 Mins. I mean, ya gotta grow man. 42 Deleted Scenes with introduction by Kevin Smith and others. There's nothing you can do about it. And she'll be, like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that you's guys are a couple of little. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. Miramax Security Guard Gordon: Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: The UK cinema version altered a line of dialogue to receive a 15 certificate. Yo, baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? "-influenced bike scene, (6) Bob stepping out of a room with a goofy grin on his face while Jay tokes up, and finally ends with (7) a hilarious blooper where Jay offers Suzanne the orangutan a hit off a joint. In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us. But it was better than "Mallrats". Jay: Ben Affleck: I was gonna call it "N.W.P." Reg Hartner: More on the set of Bluntman and Chronic. James Van Der Beek: Assistant Director(GWH 2): Brent: Matt Damon: [takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight]. Ben Affleck: So all we's gotta do is stop this fuckin' movie from getting made! But Miramax - you know, Miramax Films - paid me a shitload of money for "Bluntman and Chronic." You're just no longer any good, Will Hunting. Reco'nize. Teen #1: Chaka: Sound Apart from dealing with some silly effects and the music score, the 5.1 mix has little to do, but does offer amusingly ludicrous bass levels during the grand opening titles. Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Shannon Elizabeth, Ali Larter, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Jason Lee, "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" film review, The BBC is not responsible for the content of external websites. [his first words] I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. What? Thank you again and enjoy the show. What is your damage, little boy. Gus Van Sant: Oh sorry I'm late. It was an incredible mesh of the high-brow and the low-brow. Jay's Mother: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written, co-edited, and directed by Kevin Smith and produced and co-edited by Scott Mosier.The film is the fifth set in the View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of Smith's cult-favorite Clerks.It stars Jason Mewes and Smith respectively as the two eponymous . Brent: You know, the one about you and him and your "relationship"? Mind you I am 20 years old (born a year after Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back), and the reason I got interested in it was because I saw the Rst store become a dispensary, so thats when I knew Jay and Silent Bob were actually stoner characters. Oh, all right. Holy fuck, is that monkey waving at us? Make it fast and sexy. Holden : The Internet buzz. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD Kevin Smith 2 disc collectors edition at the best online prices at eBay! However, Catholic tradition insists that these four (and some sisters also mentioned in the text) were cousins of Jesus and not siblings, thus maintaining the Perpetual Virginity of Mary. Whillenholly: There is a newer version of this item: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [Blu-ray] $34.99 (4,241) Only 1 left in stock - order soon. Hitchhiker: Now how do *you* like *them apples*? WHEN'S GONNA BE MY TIME? Damn, these white boys can't fight. Holden: You gotta do the safe picture. Jay: I'll give you half of what I make. We gotta bust up some people who were calling us names on the internet, even thought they're not really talking about us but characters based on us, and at the same time find my ex-girlfriend-who-was-killed-by-a-car-explosion's monkey. Your friend's a fucking clown shoe, you know that? Teen #1: Something sweet, ya big goof. Three days to stop that fucking movie from getting made. Jay: Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party". Mr. Smith may have hit his target, but he aimed very low. A scene in the stash where Brodie interacts with a customer, A scene in the stash where Brodie impersonates Jay. Jay: Chaka's Production Assistant: Jesus, you're not even trying anymore are you? WikiZero zgr Ansiklopedi - Wikipedia Okumann En Kolay Yolu . I mean youse guys, I'd do anything for youse guys, 'cause for the lift and shit. Chaka: We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. Yeah, I'll bet you do. Jay slaps his face], [while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station]. Additional Extra Features Also on disc two are trailers, stills galleries, music videos, and cast and crew filmographies. You used to be into all this girl stuff. Get the Backstage Pass and enjoy an instant 10% discount off your in-store and online purchases. Especially you. All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. Sorry, Justice. Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! [Steve-Dave is forcing him onto his knees] You know it, but a Jay and Silent Bob movie? Jay: That would never work as a movie. Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. film studio name : Dimension. Jay: I must be the craftiest motherfucker alive. Youse guys need to turn those frowns upside down, and I got just the thing for that we call it DOOBIE SNACKS! [2], The film grossed $11 million in its opening weekend, finishing third at the box office behind two other comedy sequels, American Pie 2 ($12.5 million) and Rush Hour 2 ($11.6 million). You know, Lunchbox she could be the one. Eew, man, she had '70s bush. Read . I'm HAUNTED by it! Cock-Knocker has gotten his hand chopped off, cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him, he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock, believing Jay and Silent Bob to be their stunt doubles, several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing, Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. Gus Van Sant: Will you fuck me when you get out? Whillenholly: The Market research says that people love monkeys. Something nice. Instead of "Jay and Silent Bob Will Return In", it now reads, "Jay and Silent Bob have left the building." Wes? Holden: YO! COMMANDER! Hey! Go to hell! Justice: And I'm, like, "Jay and Silent Bob." That's the ape. What've I been telling you? [staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee] will suck your dick off if you let us go. Hooker #1: The woke ass "girl gang" shes a part of are also fucking annoying. I always thought the phrase, "I laughed until I cried," was just an oxymoron. Who the fuck does that fuckin' guy think he is? The fuck you talkin' about? Fuck you, you already said half. [singing] The alternate scenes / deleted scenes were priceless, those are the only special features I've tried out so far. [Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera]. When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. And sometimes, you play Reindeer Games. Remember: Don't pull your dick out 'till she asks, or until she's sleeping. I hope one rips the other one's shirt off and we see some fuckin titties floppin around, yeah! There are a few outtakes worth seeking out in this featurette, but the rest is dreck. Jay: Would you stop saying that? Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. Compare. The organization is a front; Brent is a patsy, who will free animals from a laboratory as a diversion while the girls rob a diamond depository. Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. See, I knocked up this hot woman friend of ours that I fuck on the side so as to not be all the way gay, but my tubby husband here is 100% queer. Since Bethany only knows Catholic doctrine, the news that Mary had other children comes as a surprise to her. Comedy Central's Reel Comedy "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" -21+ minute look at the film, including clips from it, behind the scenes footage and interviews. Fuck! Shannen Doherty: It was just a tranquilizer. Doesn't anyone watch the WB?
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